February 2012
ballpm:
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
Jaden, this man called your mother fat. I farted on him. He doesn’t know yet.
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mrdad:
spends entire HD photography career taking photos of bags of Doritos and Converse shoes with a fish-eye lens
liveonhiatus:
i heard if you say forever alone 3 times into a mirror at midnight i appear and punch you in the face for being a faggot
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If I put my head on my pencil sharpener I can hear the ocean
mom: what are you doing
me: searching for airports in random parts of the world just in case i get lost in that certain area at any point in my life
mom:
me:
mom:
me: I can spell airport in 12 different languages
mom:
me: what
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mayisay-ilovedyoumore replied to your post: The Office is supposed to be funny why is it…
That show gives me so many feelings I don’t even know ajfkldjlkajgnlk
I know I just don’t know how to contain them without yelling “MOM YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED ON THE OFFICE WAUGHGUGHGUGHGUGH”
The Office is supposed to be funny why is it making me sad I just want Pam and Jim to be together is that too much to ask for sobs
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